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rizastitties:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

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healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

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neverstopsatall:

leslie knows my ambition in life

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princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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drakeovograham:

Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me

drakeovograham:

Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me

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ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

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dreamboatshield:

romakoto:

tifamex:

romakoto:

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

OH.

Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish
Lesson 1

4 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 223,161 notes
mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

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sizvideos:

Video

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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