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mermaidastrology:

Virgo use their intelligence to guide them through life. They do not rely on luck or the help of others to achieve success. Virgo feels they are the only ones who can correctly control their own lives. 

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 292 notes

mermaidastrology:

The earth signs, Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn, are often the signs who are the most environmentally conscious. Many do their part to help protect the environment or become activist for their cause.

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 330 notes

betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

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9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 6,060 notes

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 168,631 notes
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narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 162,805 notes

femalewrappers:

i hate the gays so much

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 15,393 notes
job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
job interviewer: ok
9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1,739 notes

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 217,745 notes
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mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 200,973 notes

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 342,176 notes

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 423,530 notes
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porndirector:

When I get hit on

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 79,852 notes